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Author of the famed Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, Seth Grahame-Smith, is planning to release an Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter book.

In the spirit of solidarity, I have decided to proffer my own humble suggestions to Mr. Smith:

The Last of the Mohicans, or, A Tale of Apocalypse
Lezzie Borden: The True Tales of Homicidal Lesbian Killer
A Christmas Carol Killer
A Midsummer Night's Scream
The Adventures of Peter PantherMan
Jane Eerie
A Connecticut Werewolf in King's Arthur's Court


With deepest regards,
KEJ
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* Like information, I prefer to get my smoke inhalation first-hand.

* Boys are like puppies: they're cute and furry, but you end up spending most of your time smacking them on the nose and telling them no.

* ME: The website says, and I quote, "Financial aid will come in on or around the first day of classes." Epic fail, UT.

BIANC: Do they know the second word of that is "aid"?

ME: They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.
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Ghetto Spaghetti


Ingredients:
1 small tomato
1/3 package of spaghetti noodles
1 tbsp. balsalmic vinegar
1/4 c. sliced mushrooms
3 oz. tofu
3 tbsp. olive oil
1/2 c. V8

To make:

1. Bring water to a rapid boil in a pot. Add spaghetti and bring to a boil again. Stir frequently.

2. Pour olive oil and balsalmic vinegar into pan. Find out that you have no tomato sauce. Improvise, using V8 and one small tomato cut into chunks. That counts, right?

3. Heat on high, adding tofu (mashed) and mushrooms when hot.

4. Drain the noodles and pour the "sauce" over them.

Enjoy! (Or not...)
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