Dramatis Personae: Facebook, Me, and Random Dude of Earl

[kitsjay]

So this random guy friends me on Facebook, and at first I thought it was Tashina's gay ex-boyfriend, who she's still friends with, so I went ahead and friended him back, when I notice that it says he's dating a girl in his profile.

"Hm!" thinks I, "That's odd. Who is this masked man?"

A letter appears in my inbox from him.

"Hey, are you Chris's sister?"

"Yeah," I send back. "I'm sorry, I'm awful with names, have we met?"

I just got this back:

"I'm sorry, I confused you with somebody else.

No, we haven't met, but I don't want your brother to get mad at me. He is a pretty cool guy plus he is my uppclassman, my junior in the Corps, I'm his sophomore.

Nice meeting you, but I have to erase you as my friend. I apologize for that."

I'm torn between amusement, frustration, and HOW THE HELL DOES CHRIS STILL REGULATE WHO CAN AND CAN'T TALK TO ME WHEN I DON'T EVEN SEE HIM BUT THRICE A YEAR.

But definitely edging towards frustrated amusement, in the end.

Comments

[panpipe.livejournal.com]

KLJDSAK;LHGLADGSH; OH MY GOD YOUR BROTHER IS RIDICULOUS. Seriously Kitty, aren't you so glad you're coming to UT :| no one will even know who your brother is.

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

With my luck, I'll get there and the first person I become friends with will be like, "Oh, you're Chris's little sister?"

FUCK YOU, PAL.

ajfklsaf.

[feldspars.livejournal.com]

If he was hot give him my name. I need another boy toy. :) loling at the fact that your brother can do that to you from 100 miles away.

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

:)) His picture wasn't very clear.

ajfksla. Go for juniors, woo woo! They have power...

I KNOW. WHAT THE HELL.

[handhold.livejournal.com]

alsdjfh what the hell. :)) Would your brother actually get mad if one of his friends added you on Facebook, or was this guy totally overreacting?

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

My brother would actually get upset. :| I told him about it and he said, "Ah, that kid's cool. I'm glad he's still afraid of me though." HE IS SUCH A POWER MONGER. It's frightening, actually.

afjaskl. For years during high school AND AFTER I wondered what was wrong with me that I never got asked out--then found out my brother had been telling people not to ask me out.

Including this really hot, funny, awesome guy that I really liked. :| He was going to ask me out and my brother told him not to. And was telling people not to talk to me and such because they weren't "good" for me.

[be-merry.livejournal.com]

*butting in*

I would say "You have to be kidding me!" but I know better than that. :( Which guy wanted to ask you out?

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

TITO. ajfklsj. He was so cute, too...

[handhold.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. :| :| :| My brother told me he would beat up any guy that was a jerk to me, but he never tried to stop anyone from asking me out. :| Then again, we weren't really that close, so.

You poor thing. >:D<

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

Ugh. What's bad, he's not even doing it because he's actually overprotective, he does it because it seems like he should be? *rolls eyes* Southern Big Brother Persona says he should do this, so he does and goes overboard on it.

Thank God I'm going to college elsewhere.

[be-merry.livejournal.com]

That is...I don't know whether to say awesome or scary. I'll get back to you on that. lol

Seriously though, that's kinda funny that all these guys are scared to talk to you because of Chris. Maybe with you at UT and him at A&M the effect will be lessened?

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

ajfl. I'm torn too.

I HOPE SO. MAYBE I'LL ACTUALLY GET ASKED OUT.

[be-merry.livejournal.com]

Glad I'm not the only one.

I wish you luck with that. Try to find me one that looks like my icon, pleaseandthankyou! lol