Insert Aunt/Ant Pun Here

I'm an aunt again!

Kimberly Rose Jordan, born today, 7 pounds and change.

"Rose", by the way, is kind of weird. My great-grandmother's first name, grandmother's middle name, my mom's middle name, and my middle name is Etoy, which is from the Old French word for "rose". Supposedly I'm supposed to continue the actual Etoy line of descent, but considering I don't want children, I guess they're covering their bases.

And Kimberly. I don't really like it, but I suppose Kim wouldn't be too bad.