Well, if he's going to be ridiculous, so am I!

Author of the famed Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, Seth Grahame-Smith, is planning to release an Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter book.

In the spirit of solidarity, I have decided to proffer my own humble suggestions to Mr. Smith:

The Last of the Mohicans, or, A Tale of Apocalypse
Lezzie Borden: The True Tales of Homicidal Lesbian Killer
A Christmas Carol Killer
A Midsummer Night's Scream
The Adventures of Peter PantherMan
Jane Eerie
A Connecticut Werewolf in King's Arthur's Court

With deepest regards,
KEJ