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A Recipe for Motivation
Mar. 17th, 2008 05:17 amIngredients:
1 Facebook game
2 assignments
2 classes
0 idea of what's going on
5 cups of coffee
1. Take two assignments, due Monday after Spring Break.
2. Mix with ridiculous game that is impossible to stop playing.
3. Download football movie with Keanu Reeves and laugh hysterically.
4. Wait until 4:00 a.m., then gently introduce panic, whipping into frenzy.
5. Write something completely random and hope he grades easy.
6. Enjoy! The panic part of this recipe, not unlike frosting, will stay good for the next two years. The flames of hell, or school, will reheat as necessary.
In other, not entirely unrelated, news, Mom found these self-heating coffee things so that I don't have to keep buying Kinsolving coffee. I have very little idea of what coffee is supposed to taste like, but I'm reasonably sure it's not like that. If they told me that the stuff I was drinking was actually a small, dark alien crouched cunningly in a paper cup, I would believe them. It's when they tell me that it's coffee that I become a skeptic.
The point of this, however, is that they're amazing and brilliant and I've discovered coffee. More accurately, I've discovered coffee equals three hours of sleep.
I never have to sleep again!
This means I'll actually have time to do my homework instead of making it up as I go along and hoping my professors don't notice! This is... really new for me, actually.
1 Facebook game
2 assignments
2 classes
0 idea of what's going on
5 cups of coffee
1. Take two assignments, due Monday after Spring Break.
2. Mix with ridiculous game that is impossible to stop playing.
3. Download football movie with Keanu Reeves and laugh hysterically.
4. Wait until 4:00 a.m., then gently introduce panic, whipping into frenzy.
5. Write something completely random and hope he grades easy.
6. Enjoy! The panic part of this recipe, not unlike frosting, will stay good for the next two years. The flames of hell, or school, will reheat as necessary.
In other, not entirely unrelated, news, Mom found these self-heating coffee things so that I don't have to keep buying Kinsolving coffee. I have very little idea of what coffee is supposed to taste like, but I'm reasonably sure it's not like that. If they told me that the stuff I was drinking was actually a small, dark alien crouched cunningly in a paper cup, I would believe them. It's when they tell me that it's coffee that I become a skeptic.
The point of this, however, is that they're amazing and brilliant and I've discovered coffee. More accurately, I've discovered coffee equals three hours of sleep.
I never have to sleep again!
This means I'll actually have time to do my homework instead of making it up as I go along and hoping my professors don't notice! This is... really new for me, actually.
