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RANDOM THOUGHTS:

When you tell a guy hitting on you, “No, thanks, I’m a lesbian” and they continue to hit on you. What’s the rationale on this? Either you are a lesbian, and therefore have no interest in them, or you’re just saying you’re a lesbian because you have no interest in them. Really, how are men expecting this to play out?



If you’re trying to comfort someone, don’t go with clichés. Clichés are like saying, “It’s not just that I was unable to think of something better, it’s that I was so uncommitted to actually cheering you up that I was unwilling to think of something original.”



I love plaid. Plaid is not only good for lumberjacks and myself, but also as an excuse out of shopping.

“Do you want to go shopping?”

“Oh, I like plaid.”

“Oh. Well, see you then.”

I wonder if it could be used in other situations.

“Would you like to hold the baby?”

“I like plaid.”

“Oh, I’m terribly—I’m so sorry.”

Or

“Would you like to join my mother and me for dinner?”

“I like plaid.”

“You poor thing. How long has it been like this?”

Date: 2007-09-07 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] handhold.livejournal.com
I imagine men - or some men, at least - interpret "I am a lesbian" as "I am a lesbian and will totally put on an X-rated show for you with the nearest pretty girl, at the end of which you will get to screw us both."

Date: 2007-09-07 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_celtic_rose_/
who doesn't love plaid?

So maybe it's not in fashion, but what is fashion but what overly feminine men say it is?

Date: 2007-09-07 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tartanspartan.livejournal.com
The Tartan Spartan understands how you feel about plaid. LOL.

Oh, and guys don't listen. If you have tits and ass they're not hearing a word you're saying. "I'm actually a man who has an unhealthy obsession with plaid." "Will you have sex with me?"

Date: 2007-09-07 10:50 pm (UTC)

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