Remember the Ala-moooooo!

[kitsjay]

I woke up at a leisurely 2:00 this afternoon, yawned, stretched, made muffins, hereby referred to as The Most Amazing Muffins Ever. I also made pumpkin spice bread and in the midst of my mixing, I discovered something queer.

The water wouldn't work.

I turned it off and on about twenty times in the manner of someone who is faced with something unexplainable and not mechanically inclined enough to figure out the problem. With a sudden burst of insight, my eyes narrowed. I bet the cows have something to do with this.

Our cows, affectionately called "those little bitches" by my father, and our bull, Howard, think it great fun to find the water line and destroy it in some convoluted, nefarious plot. They are probably quietly gathering as I type, crying out, "The Cows shall rise again!" and inciting revolution. No doubt their scheme involves taking the water hostage and demanding unlimited quantities of hay and feed.

So for now, I am silently contemplating the virtues of beer versus pico de gallo juice.

Or, as I prefer to call my new drink, Cerveza de Gallo.*




*That's Beer of the Rooster, for those not in the know.

Comments

[rabbid-mouse.livejournal.com]

From the sound of it you're living in "Animal Farm". If the cows start wearing clothes you're in trouble. Hope the water gets fixed soon.

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

I hear the faint chimes of "Four legs good, two legs bad".....

[panpipe.livejournal.com]

I can't get over how much you cook. Next fall I'm hiring you to be my chef, okay, we'll have moonlit dinners every night together~ ps can't stop laughing at your cows.

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

I like good food....

ajsklaf. MOONLIT DINNERS.

"THIIIIIS IS THE NIIIIIIGHT.... THE MOST BEEEEEEAAAUUUTTIFUL NIGHT...."

[panpipe.livejournal.com]

YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT. I WILL BUY YOU FLOWERS AND YOU'LL HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

AND THEN I'LL DON MY APRON AND THE CULINARY CONDOM AND COOK FOR YOU LIKE A SLAVE.

PERFECT. :)))

[nagasvoice.livejournal.com]

I'm flashing on Far Side cartoons involving cows standing up, smoking in the woods, with sinister expressions.

It reminds me of this one...

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

[handhold.livejournal.com]

I love that one! :)) My brother had a Far Side calendar for 2000 - one comic per day. Have you seen the one where the cows are building a rocket? ("Say, maybe you'll make it to the mooooon!")

Amusing though your cows are, I hope your water pipe gets fixed soon!

[feisti.livejournal.com]

ahaha beero de gallo :) i love it! and i'm sorry about the water problem --- hope that gets fixed soon!

p.s. i love gary larson! (comic strip)

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

:)) Thank you. Stroke of genius, if I do say so myself.

He's hilarious! Weird, but funny.

[be-merry.livejournal.com]

I woke up at a leisurely 2:00 this afternoon

...I. Hate. You. I was up at 8 am this morning for a stupid teacher workday that was boring in a way words can not express and freezing cold in the building to boot. *grumbles*

However, the cows are my heroes. End of story.

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel better, I have to get up at 6:00 Monday to drive to Austin for orientation. That's going to be FUN!

ajklsfa. THEY'RE EVIL BEINGS. SENT TO TORMENT US.

But they taste so good....

[be-merry.livejournal.com]

Not really, but I'll take it. I don't hate you anymore. You're just not my favorite at the moment. lol

I was about to say something witty about the beef I had for dinner tonight and then I realized, that was yesterday. I had cheese enchilladas tonight. *facepalm* On the bright side, I have now officially seen every episode of Supernatural that has been aired. Yay, me! lol

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

ajfkdf. Love that icon.

Beat me! I haven't seen the fairy tale one. :( I really wanted to see it, too.

[be-merry.livejournal.com]

*grin* I have to admit, I have some pretty awesome icons. Just wish I wasn't shit at making icons myself... lol

I have the fairy tale one, if you want me to send it to you? I really liked it, but then, I'm not that hard to please. As long as it's better than Route 666. lol

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

Yes, please! If you can.

Any is better than that one. *shudders*

[be-merry.livejournal.com]

Alright. I'll start it uploading now!

Which is sad, all things considered. Cause, y'know, it has Jensen Ackles having sex. Which was really yummy, you know?

[needanap.livejournal.com]

*sings*

WE WILL FIGHT FOOOOOOOOR BOVINE FREEEEEEEEEEDOM! AND HOLD OUR LARGE HEADS HIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy--no one suspected he was packing an Uzi....

[genibane.livejournal.com]

I used to love to bake...but then I stopped when I realized it was helping me stay fat, fat , FAT. ;) Plus I became sugar intolerant, so that didn't help! Muffins sound goooood. I gotta love the evil cows to! lol! It really gives an ominous ring to the phrase, "Till the cows come home." hee hee.

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

afljfkal. I bake when I'm stressed about something, and when I'm stressed, I don't get hungry. So I usually end up baking and then letting other people eat it.

Sugar intolerant! :| I use Splenda in all my cooking, actually. *shrugs* I don't taste a difference, and I need all the help I can get. ;)

AFJKSLJ. "TIL THE COWS COME HOME." You are my new favorite hero!

[panpipe.livejournal.com]

KITTY I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT BEING IN AUSTIN AHHHH I'M SO EXCITEDDDD i hope you are not too bored today :(

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

It's very exciting! ajdfkl. My side of the room looks so barren when compared to yours.

Btw! Do you have anything to put up posters with? Ticky tack or what have you? I just realized I brought nothing to put up my (one) poster with.

[panpipe.livejournal.com]

If you look on my desk you'll see some wadded up ticky tack, I think. I'm not sure if it's dried out or not? Does ticky tack even get dried out?

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

We shall find out!

...

Can't find it. But I did notice that you had Arsenic and Old Lace, which is kind of hilarious because I brought my copy too!

I also saw Roman Holiday on sale at Walmart for $5, but didn't buy it because I figured you had a copy.

[panpipe.livejournal.com]

:)) I will never buy Roman Holiday. IT'S TOO DEPRESSING TO WATCH TWICE :( I like happy endings. Hey that reminds me--should I bring my Disney DVDs?

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

I know. :| I love it, but I can't bring myself to spend $5 to depress myself. Holiday, on the other hand...

Sure! But wait, let me check, I have some on my computer already. I have Aladdin, Little Mermaid, Robin Hood, Fantasia 2000, and Beauty and the Beast.

ajfksljaf. HOW SAD ARE WE.