17. How do Neo-Nazis, Jules Verne, and Vikings Relate, and How Does Pitt Defeat Them All?

[kitsjay]

My British Literature midterm was completely undeserving of my stress.

That said, I ran low on coffee this morning and was a tad out of it, so I cannot absolutely promise that I did not unwittingly write "fish fish fish" across the page and think it was an absolutely brilliant discourse on the nuances of Shakespearean sonnets. I'll get back to you on that when blood starts to filter through the caffeine in my veins.

Also, I've made a resolution to become an English professor for the sole purpose of assigning Clive Cussler as reading in the midst of fine literature.

The test would be something like,

"13. How does Dirk Pitt escape from the Cuban prison? (3 pts.)

a. MacGyvers a rocket launcher out of gruel and a crashed blimp
b. Seduces the mistress of Fidel Castro*
c. Al saves him, with witty banter ensuing
d. Chuck Norris comes to him in a dream "

Bonus points if you spot where Clive Cussler inserts himself into each novel. I almost wish I were kidding.

...Almost.

* Wait, am I going to have to start making Raul Castro jokes now?

Comments

[neme-goddess.livejournal.com]

Kitty, I love you. ^_^ *is now tempted to read Clive Cussler books*

I'll probably torture my students with geeky Star Wars trivia. :-P (All star wars books are amazing...it's those new movies that are lacking)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_celtic_rose_/]

Am I too old to sign up for your class?

[panpipe.livejournal.com]

I choose D.

[implication.livejournal.com]

E. All of the above.

Can I take your class, please? Any class where something McGyver related is a possible valid answer (same goes for Chuck Norris) is a win in my books.

*I think Fidel Castro jokes will be classic for a long time yet.

[needanap.livejournal.com]

Wanna see something funny? Type "find chuck norris" into google and click "I'm feeling lucky"

Just ogt back from the pub. Feeling a bit light headed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_celtic_rose_/]

Question. Have you seen all of season two of H2O Just add water?

I really really need (not want NEED) to see the last two episodes of that season. It's like a dire emergency (kinda going through withdrawl).

It's kinda ridiculous how addicted I am to this show...

btw I love Zane.

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

No! ajfkla. I'm trying to wait until Court and I can watch it together.

I LOVE ZANE. I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM AND RIKKI TO GET TOGETHER. :x

Don't you hate me for getting you hooked on this show? :D