Hey, Step Back, You Need a Tic-Tac

[kitsjay]

In fiction, you always read that the heroine smells of "lavender and chamomile" or the hero tastes like "chocolate and mint".

Just once, I'd like to read a romance that is realistic.

"They kissed passionately, until the sounds of her gagging broke them apart. Pushing him away, she gasped.

'What did you eat for lunch?" the lady demanded as she held him at arm's length.

The strapping, handsome peasant boy frowned. 'My favorite,' he said. 'Tuna, garlic, and onion sandwiches.'

She subsequently married the rich duke her aunt picked out for her who subsisted solely on mint leaves, parsley, and gin and tonics with too much vermouth."

Just once.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_celtic_rose_/]

Done. I'm going to eventually start writing a romance *at the suggestion of Nicole* and I'll totally add that stuff in.

[kitsjay.livejournal.com]

:)) Please do.